Thursday, December 13, 2012

Ted pt 2

I walked into my Walmart yesterday and saw a large display for Ted, the movie which features a 30s something guy and his come-to-life Teddy bear... it's a Christmas display.

How many young kids are going to walk by that thing and ask mommy and daddy, Oh, look, there's a movie about a teddy bear, can we get it.

And mommy and daddy, not keeping up with things, thinks its a movie about a cute little teddy bear and get it...

Imagine their shock when they put it in and this symbol of innocent is acting like  a short, horny man in a bear suit - smoking, drinking, undoubtedly farting, and making simulating sexual movements while running on a treadmill (a scene I saw in a trailer for this piece of crap yesterday.)

Of course teenagers anxious to lose their virginity will probably just love it.

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