M&MS - Brown commercial

This commercial, first aired on the Superbowl, has over 3 million views.


Ms. Chocolate makes her debut. Because her shell is brown, the male human beings at the party look at her and giggle like childish school boys - you know the ones, the ones who gaze at women's breasts and butts and want to lose their virginity ASAP...

Then the Red M&M sees her, assumes she's naked also, and tears off his own shell so he is naked. Fortunately we are spared the sight of any teeny tiny chocolate gonads.

But he starts dancing - kicking his feet and pretending to twirl a lasso which I know must have some sexual significance, while rap music begins to play.

And this is just so sad. This is a candy for children and what are they supposed to think... oh, it's subliminally sexy? And as for adults...are they really going to buy M&Ms because they can pretend to themselves that they're eating naked chocolate?

I'm in the minority of course. Sadly. The commercial has 30,944 likes, 338 dislikes at YouTube.