Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Never get involved in a land war in Asia

and never agree to transcribe 20 hours of meetings from an Australian business meeting.

That's what I've been doing for the last 4 days...utter nightmare. Could NOT understand their accents. Making it worse were the bad audio levels and the fact that a lot of the people preesnt insisted on talking over each other from all around the room except in front of the microphone... I will never transcribe ANYTHING every again.

Anyway, so sorry to be MIA from my blogs.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Reality shows are taking over...

Sad but true.

It seems like every single channel - whether it was once a movie channel or a history channel - now shows 70% or more of stupid reality series (stupid being the operative word) and less than 30% seems to be actual quality shows.

So what's on the Science Fiction channel right now?

A game show called Black Out, where celebrities go in a room or somewhere where it is totally dark and have to figure out what gross things he or she is experiencing.

What does this have to do with Science Fiction, for goodness sake?

Friday, February 8, 2013

Kayak commercial

I've seen this commercial a few times before...I can't believe it hasn't been pulled.

Black guy surfing the web, than all of a sudden this Asian head pops up out of his shirt, and then the arms, etc.

(Obviously, it has to be an Asian, can't be a white because there'd be a racial component there...)

Regardless, it has got to be one of the stupidest commercials I've ever seen.

Oh, there's been over the top funny ones, like the dentist doing brain surgery who has the guy he's working on checking out travel sites, or the guy with four dummies attached to him, who shakes a can of pop, opens it, and sprays someone near by... they were moderately amusing if stupid...

But this one plumbs a new low. I mean, who would even thin of something as ridiculous and revolting as this. Regardless of whether or not the parasite or second body is black, white, yellow, w hatever...it is just mindlessly stupid.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Oreo Commercial

An orgy of destruction.

Two men in a library, whispering about what's better the cream or the cookie.

And one guy turns over the table, and a fight starts out that embraces the whole library and requires police.

Over an Oreo cookie.

The sad thing is there have been people who have been beaten to death for real, for just this kind of thing.

Little girl eats her mom's boyfriend's last cookie, and he beats her to death.

Little girl dares to kiss a boy whom another girl regards as her boyfriend - she stomps the girl into a coma while her mother cheers her on.

Grown men at a baseball stadium...one guy wears the wrong cap in the wrong section of the stadium so he's stomped into a coma...

So this Oreo commercial where it's nothign about taste and all about the joy of destruction.... it's not funny, it's revolting.

Superbowl: Go Daddy Commercial

Danica Patrick keeps her clothes on for this one. She's dressed in her racing outfit.

Introduces a beautiful model, who is the "sexy" part of Go Daddy, and a fat, plain teenage type guy, who is "smart."

Then they kiss. And the camera gives a closeup of them French kissing.

Is this not offensive?  Of course the woman is beautiful and the guy is a dog, not the other way around - which of course you will never ever see.

Is this really necessary? Just like any other GoDaddy commercial that emphasizes sex and says nothing about their service, why in the world would anyone go to GoDaddy based on these crappy commercials?

M&Ms Superbowl commercial

Okay, let's comment on all the stupid Super Bowl commercials.

First we've got the M&Ms ones.

A big M&M singing "I'll do anything for love." Then he's surrounded by beautiful women trying to eat him.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Audi car company commercial...be brave...

I think it was Audi...

Some teenager in a tuxedo, "joe sschmo", walks into a prom,  up to the prom queen, and without a by your leave just kisses her, long and intimately.

He breaks it off when the prom king says Hey.

Of course the girl looks after him in an orgasmic haze...doesn't mind at all that she's been kissed by a complete stranger who didn't bother to ask permission, just up and did it.

Final shot of commercial is kid driving home with a shiner but a smirk on his face..... he kissed the prettiest girl in school!  Oooohh. he's su-uch a man!